Why hello, I’m Stat. And I’m a robot. var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); var page = (''+window.location+''); document.write(''); HERO OF BREATHTumblr (3.0; @statim)http://statim.tumblr.com/<p><!-- more --></p> <p>Man, I really want that Universe Alteration thing to be an actual thing, you know?</p> <p>Like, I suppose you could just got with Alternate Universe-Canon Divergence, but that&#8217;ll only get you so far, especially if you&#8217;re only just altering a few things.</p> <p>UA&#8217;s might even open up a whole new world of possibilities, and stuff, who knows. *0*</p>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51111758420http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51111758420Wed, 22 May 2013 17:56:52 -0700stat says dumb things<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foreveralone-lyguy.tumblr.com/post/50682041882/troix-foreveralone-lyguy" target="_blank">foreveralone-lyguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://troix.tumblr.com/post/50680248855/foreveralone-lyguy-internetexplorers-change" target="_blank">troix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foreveralone-lyguy.tumblr.com/post/50676756972/internetexplorers-change-the-world-today-by" target="_blank">foreveralone-lyguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetexplorers.tumblr.com/post/50676321165" target="_blank">internetexplorers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>change the world today by doing a thing</p> </blockquote> <p>How much thing?</p> </blockquote> <p>like 8 thing</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s too much thing</p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51111064888http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51111064888Wed, 22 May 2013 17:47:49 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0623017ee4ec5c7b16fd82543256d5b/tumblr_mn848qhlw51qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/51105715489/didnt-see-that-coming-of-the-day-amys-baking" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2 class="pull-left title editable"><strong><span>Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Amy’s Baking Company Owner Might Get Deported</span></strong></h2> <p><span>It appears that Samy Bouzaglo, the Israeli-born co-owner of the now infamous </span><a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/amys-baking-company-pr-scandal#reopening" target="_blank">Amy’s Baking Company</a><span>, may be facing deportation from the United States in a two-year-long immigration case. According to local news reports, the restauranteur’s legal woes may possibly be linked to his past criminal history involving drug distribution, threats and extortion and he even managed to get himself banned from entering both France and Germany, according to an </span><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/videos/money/business/2013/05/22/2349971/" target="_blank">anonymous source</a><span> who spoke to NBC. His wife and business partner Amy has previously had legal troubles as well, having plead guilty to the misusing a Social Security number when she applied for a $15,000 bank loan back in 2003.</span></p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51106269723http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51106269723Wed, 22 May 2013 16:43:54 -0700omfglol<p>[aggressively does not believe <a href="http://rentsak13.tumblr.com/post/50992435851/well-thats-ironic" target="_blank">a word of this post</a> until someone shows a source]</p>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51105748179http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51105748179Wed, 22 May 2013 16:36:54 -0700literally anyone can make a 'did you know' post and people would believe iteven without a source to the informationstat says dumb thingsand it just doesn;t seem like a very rdj thing to do you know?what kind of decent person would even do that??<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/347d97176abdf638ed29dd7c3584815e/tumblr_mn7ux8ODd01r779gqo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b049a798de991b8ecf7af58b71806249/tumblr_mn7ux8ODd01r779gqo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d8303c5c67a6f849edd5015848abd34/tumblr_mn7ux8ODd01r779gqo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/859d5032cd4031bcc4d3569e788791c4/tumblr_mn7ux8ODd01r779gqo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://everybodyilovedies.tumblr.com/post/51090512895/living-legend-1x09-so-weve-got-jan-and-cap" target="_blank">everybodyilovedies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>Living Legend</em>, 1x09</p> </blockquote> <p>“So we’ve got Jan and Cap coming to the rescue.”</p> <p>“We should have Jan save Hank. That’d be cute.”</p> <p>“Oh, yeah! She saves her man. Yeah, okay.”</p> <p>“And then we can have Cap save Tony.”</p> <p>“Right, to solidify their newly-forming friendship!”</p> <p>“… Right. … ‘Friendship’. ….”</p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51105150943http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51105150943Wed, 22 May 2013 16:28:50 -0700stevetonyEMHehehehehe<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56ae04ea4cd569a29312c27b6823a365/tumblr_mn7t61CHxu1qey49bo5_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5c3d2c3afb24f3d3cceb9c887e47eb1/tumblr_mn7t61CHxu1qey49bo1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d703a07e8a030f859ddf753f6b09adb/tumblr_mn7t61CHxu1qey49bo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b55ab92314a4782387974eb572d4a428/tumblr_mn7t61CHxu1qey49bo7_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66ae8097dba140aba60b5b0c3ec8d2d7/tumblr_mn7t61CHxu1qey49bo6_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/26976f9aef0af446485fe0d6d9649d5f/tumblr_mn7t61CHxu1qey49bo4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/211f205d8eba7363558e0108993f6f5e/tumblr_mn7t61CHxu1qey49bo3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ddfb0909a846e289f0aa12823c9d2bb8/tumblr_mn7t61CHxu1qey49bo8_250.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small><a href="http://natashahiddles.tumblr.com/tagged/robert-downey-jr" target="_blank">Robert Downey Jr</a> filming a commercial in Miami, <strong>May 22nd</strong>.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51105022847http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51105022847Wed, 22 May 2013 16:27:06 -0700RDJmmmmm yes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f90cc47dc2d65fa62b3567422f7ffac9/tumblr_mn82zjtLsN1qd557ro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ironfries.tumblr.com/post/51103707620/thor-is-in-the-bathroom-were-you-expecting-an" target="_blank">ironfries</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>thor is in the bathroom</p> <p>were you expecting an explanation for this</p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51104948961http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51104948961Wed, 22 May 2013 16:26:05 -0700stevetony*dead*leave me friends for I am gonepoor clint lol<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://largebeard.tumblr.com/post/51030654195/foodchewer-hides-good-snacks-from-family" target="_blank">largebeard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foodchewer.tumblr.com/post/51027998220/hides-good-snacks-from-family-members" target="_blank">foodchewer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*hides good snacks from family members*</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9be07a74accd261550ee31efbfa5e158/tumblr_inline_mn6cdbhyRL1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51104799435http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51104799435Wed, 22 May 2013 16:24:06 -0700I literally took an unopened bag of chips up to my room just now lolme<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6owhnwTMs1r4n428o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chaztheweasel.tumblr.com/post/51055541562" target="_blank">chaztheweasel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k118/bluechaos89/widebrows.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51083118389http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51083118389Wed, 22 May 2013 11:25:02 -0700i'M GONNA-<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ejacutastic.tumblr.com/post/47638272398/i-have-childhood-memories-that-i-am-not-100-sure" target="_blank">ejacutastic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know</p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51082882039http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51082882039Wed, 22 May 2013 11:21:02 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06eeb6d8e3096b12f7c9febc1d91986e/tumblr_mn41qzqzO41rfx194o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51082831868http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51082831868Wed, 22 May 2013 11:20:11 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f043c89ca20e4a44a52c076c26f81950/tumblr_mn65j5AMab1qgbbzxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51082813182http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51082813182Wed, 22 May 2013 11:19:52 -0700Scott Pilgrimmustrereadentireseriesincolor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f80f6598ef03b719bca2a1508e894ed6/tumblr_mn5tm9yCU71r2f1rjo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55eadb304b5cf0ee8feab1ae30d91e2a/tumblr_mn5tm9yCU71r2f1rjo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3801768455b5eba35993dc0b707fded1/tumblr_mn5tm9yCU71r2f1rjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/55af0116c7b39f562d8da55b2226343e/tumblr_mn5tm9yCU71r2f1rjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b7fd5c5e9f444ea03ca684e2cf057ec/tumblr_mn5tm9yCU71r2f1rjo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/74ea71ae29699f04bc249a518ce13747/tumblr_mn5tm9yCU71r2f1rjo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rdjnews.tumblr.com/post/51000931264/robert-downey-jr-in-miami-filming-an-htc" target="_blank">rdjnews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Robert Downey Jr. in Miami filming an HTC commercial, May 2013.</p> </blockquote> <p>(Source: <a href="http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert-Downey-Jr-films-commercial-in-Miami-as-Iron-Man-3-crosses-billion-dollar-mark/26946" target="_blank">Lainey Gossip</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51079104324http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51079104324Wed, 22 May 2013 10:13:51 -0700RDJ<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2097a95a6243a2329b57f4bbcf5fc4e1/tumblr_mn63fiYm581qbpfeuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starkstower.tumblr.com/post/51015919796/hawkeye-in-avengers-assemble" target="_blank">starkstower</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><code> Hawkeye in Avengers Assemble</code></p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51078350039http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51078350039Wed, 22 May 2013 10:00:17 -0700Clint BartonHawkeyeAvengers Assemblelove the hair love the glasses LOVE THE EVERYTHINGI'm so glad they chose not to go with the goofy classic outfitor that stupid looking red one in USM<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/797368e7d3f769d9460b537e7c2d25af/tumblr_mn6r1hbJs01rf6qyfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://j000000.tumblr.com/post/51053054444/im-going-to-make-a-stony-clear-file-d" target="_blank">j000000</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m going to make a Stony clear file! :D</p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51078196181http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51078196181Wed, 22 May 2013 09:57:27 -0700stevetonyD'AAAAAAAWWWWWWWLOOK AT ALL OF THEMSO FREAKIN' CUTEASDFGHJKL<p><!-- more --></p> <p>*laughs because someone took that &#8216;over 20+&#8217; post seriously*</p> <p>Like, really? it&#8217;s literally a text post with a picture of Will Smith in a sunflower costume. It is a joke, c&#8217;mon now. It wasn&#8217;t malicious at all, it wasn&#8217;t meant to cause harm to us &#8216;older&#8217; members of this site.</p> <p>It&#8217;s just, you know, poking a little fun. :D</p> <p>Oh, tumblr&#8230;</p>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51078099772http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51078099772Wed, 22 May 2013 09:55:43 -0700I could make a text post that was literally just the word 'corn' and someone would get offendedstat says dumb things<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://irresponsibleeyouth.tumblr.com/post/50935529435/the-trick-is-to-not-let-people-know-how-really" target="_blank">irresponsibleeyouth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.</p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51077245166http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51077245166Wed, 22 May 2013 09:39:58 -0700literally me<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://h07-penguin.tumblr.com/post/51076554091/heyfunniest-heyfunniest-the-creator-of-gif" target="_blank">h07-penguin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/51072449948" target="_blank">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/51072249546" target="_blank">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the <a href="http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/an-honor-for-the-creator-of-the-gif/?smid=tw-nytimes" target="_blank">creator</a> of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”. </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3f9f724e54aef7666bba5d95b11b9ae6/tumblr_inline_mn7glu5DSl1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2fffb556b96df8e69994d5807ee649b5/tumblr_inline_mn7kd2HEIE1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51077215383http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51077215383Wed, 22 May 2013 09:39:24 -0700jif sounds so dumbsounds like I'm talking about peanut butter<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-ckleholic.tumblr.com/post/49503350990/gtaire-r-u-ever-scared-to-walk-past-a-group-of" target="_blank">a-ckleholic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gtaire.tumblr.com/post/48213664848/r-u-ever-scared-to-walk-past-a-group-of-teenagers" target="_blank">gtaire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager</p> </blockquote> <p>r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people</p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51076957860http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51076957860Wed, 22 May 2013 09:34:38 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tempoes.tumblr.com/post/39315651689" target="_blank">tempoes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold</p> </blockquote>http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51076914034http://statim.tumblr.com/post/51076914034Wed, 22 May 2013 09:33:48 -0700oh same